When Placebotron is viewed the game randomly picks a number from 1-9 and displays text based on the number.
1: Increases your resources by 0.
2: Gives all Characters you control +0/+0.
3: At the beginning of the next turn your opponents sacrifices nothing.
4: Does literally nothing.
5: At the start of each turn, nothing happens.
6 to 9 have no text and therefore display nothing, though they may be updated in future.
But it doesn't DO anything!
Nah, that's art.